Monday, April 27, 2009

The Christians

Zack: No alcohol after 10? What are they, Christian or something?

Joel: More like gay...gay Christian.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

The Departure

Jason: I'm heading home.

Joel: Get out of here.

Friday, April 17, 2009

The Painting

Joel: We need a painting. A big one. If we could somehow get a painting of a tiger with a big red background, we would be set.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

The Remote

Joel: (Looks at remote) I don't want this. (Chucks remote at Danny and Zack's heads with no warning)

The Lock

Joel: (locks the door) No one leaves.