The Invitation

Joel: I go to Zankou at least once a week.

Zack: And never invite me.

Joel: You never ask to go.

The Thumb Tacks

Joel: Here's how it's going to go down. I'm bringing home four thumb tacks, two blue and two green, and we'll pick thumb tacks to see who gets which room.

Danny: Why can't we just flip a coin?

Joel: This is more even.

The Favor

Zack: I was just doing him a favor!

Joel: Well you assume it when you take it from him.

The Money

Joel: I would be a great interior decorator...if I only had the money.

The Solving of a Problem

Zack: I just don't want her to be mad at me.

Joel: Fuck her and she wont be mad anymore.

The Blue Pen

Danny: How do you know it was my blue pen, it could have been yours.

Joel: No, I never ever use a blue pen. I'm a black man...pen.