Friday, August 19, 2016

The Bank

Danny: And then he would threaten to sue Chase Bank.

Joel: Speaking of Chase, I'm planning on switching to that from B of A.

Sunday, July 31, 2016

The Raspberry

Joel: Isn't raspberry used as some sort of sexual connotation or something? I feel like it's an asshole.

The Drinking

Joel: (upon the completion of his bachelor party) I'm not drinking again least 24 hours.

Saturday, January 25, 2014

The Military

Joel: You get paid to be in the military?

Sunday, May 12, 2013

The Mule

Devonie: Why is he called The Mule?

Joel: Because he is a workhorse.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

The Lesson

Joel: Here's your lesson: You're going to have to pay for lessons.

Sunday, May 27, 2012

The Grasp

Joel: I've got you in the clutches of my grasp.