The Balls

Joel: I called you and you called me back and I never called you back.

Zack: Oh yeah, why'd you call?

Joel: I just wanted your balls. Tennis balls.

The Shirt

Ben: What's wrong with his shirt?

Joel: It's indiscriminate.

Ben: What's indiscriminate about it?

Joel: My decisions to say things about his shirt, I don't care what they are.

The Caesar

Joel: Come to your Caesar.

The Debriefing

Danny: So how was Burning Man?

Joel: I'm going to give you a debriefing in the morning at a time to be determined.

The Hours

Joel: I haven't slept in f...f...eighteen hours.