The Carnage

Joel: What play you seeing?

Stephanie: God of Carnage.

Joel: Sounds sexual.

Stephanie: Um, carnage is not sexual...it is killing a lot of people.

Joel: Haha, sorry I'm thinking carnal...not carnage.

The Help

Zack: I don't feel like Bertuzzi has been very good for us in the playoffs.

Joel: He wants to be helpful...

The Fact

Joel: It's a fact of history.

The Home Stuff

Zack: What were you doing before?

Joel: Just at home.

Zack: Doing what?

Joel: Home...stuff...

The Pine Cone

(Joel kicks pine cone)

Joel: Take that egg corn.

The Directions

Danny: Do we need to take the 134?

(silence)

Danny: Joel, do we need to take the 134?

Joel: Oh, yeah take the 134.

Zack: What were you doing? We almost missed the exit.

Joel: I was playing Angry Birds.

The Towels

Phil: I need two towels.

Joel: I know you need towels, [pulls his shirt open] now look at my chest hair!