The Fact

Joel: It's a fact of history.

The Home Stuff

Zack: What were you doing before?

Joel: Just at home.

Zack: Doing what?

Joel: Home...stuff...

The Pine Cone

(Joel kicks pine cone)

Joel: Take that egg corn.

The Directions

Danny: Do we need to take the 134?

(silence)

Danny: Joel, do we need to take the 134?

Joel: Oh, yeah take the 134.

Zack: What were you doing? We almost missed the exit.

Joel: I was playing Angry Birds.

The Towels

Phil: I need two towels.

Joel: I know you need towels, [pulls his shirt open] now look at my chest hair!

The Tinker

While video editing.

Joel: I start with the wall, and then I tinker with the face.

The Doctors

Joel: Doctors don't invent teleportation.