The Directions

Danny: Do we need to take the 134?

(silence)

Danny: Joel, do we need to take the 134?

Joel: Oh, yeah take the 134.

Zack: What were you doing? We almost missed the exit.

Joel: I was playing Angry Birds.

The Towels

Phil: I need two towels.

Joel: I know you need towels, [pulls his shirt open] now look at my chest hair!

The Tinker

While video editing.

Joel: I start with the wall, and then I tinker with the face.

The Doctors

Joel: Doctors don't invent teleportation.

The Watermelon

Joel: Watermelon is all the rage these days.

The Stella

Joel: I used to really like Stella, but now I've kind of moved on from Stella.

The Shorts

Jason shows off his concert get up, complete with plain blue shorts.

Joel: No one's gonna love you with those shorts.