The Friend

Joel: That girl wasn't random, she was Julie's friend.

Danny: Who's Julie?

Joel: Some random girl.

The Princess

Joel: Is that Xena: Princess Warrior?

The One

Joel: I've never met any of them. Except one of them.

The Wake Up

Joel: Sometimes I need to be freaked out of bed.

The Drive

Danny: Are we all driving together?

Joel: We shouldn't.

The Fire

Danny: Inflammable and flammable mean the same thing.

Joel: Wait so there aren't things that can't be caught on fire?

The Hunt

On justifying his glee in watching a ferret hunt a rabbit:

Joel: It's a bunny. They're malevolent. They eat carrots.