The Ripped Guys

Joel: These ripped guys scare me.

The Socks

Zack: There's nothing worse than a wet sock.

Joel: Dry sock.

The Payment

Joel: I refuse to pay full price for anything.

The English

Joel: He doesn't speak that well English.

The Bone

Mr. Professor (a dog) refuses to give up the bone he's gnawing on.

Joel: You know what they say, "give a dog a bone."

Danny: Is there a second part to that?

Joel: No.

The Ninja

Joel: I was kinda like a ninja. And I'm not talking about the costume.

The Mark

Joel: Since when do you drink Member's Mark?