The Survival

Waldo: You would never survive in New York.
Joel: I could, I just wouldn't be happy.

The Arm

Joel: (while watching baseball) Does he really have a bionic arm?

The Watermelon

Joel: Do you think watermelons are a waste of water?

The PYT

Joel: Where do you think you're going you PYT?

The Garlic

Danny: That's a lot of pepper.
Joel: That's my garlic if I was a Dracula.

The Bear

Ben: You're a grizzly bear.
Joel: Sometimes I feel just average.
Pause
Joel: You know like just your average bear.

The Same Person

Joel: I think you and Waldo are the same person.

Andy: Why?

Joel: (no response)

Andy: Why, Joel?

Joel: I hang out with both of you.