The Mule

Devonie: Why is he called The Mule?

Joel: Because he is a workhorse.

The Lesson

Joel: Here's your lesson: You're going to have to pay for lessons.

The Grasp

Joel: I've got you in the clutches of my grasp.

The Euphemism

Miko: Milking the wizard is clearly the best masturbation euphemism.

Joel: It’s very close to milking the lizard.

Miko: Is that a euphemism that exists?

Joel: I wouldn’t be surprised.

The Reverence

Joel: Can black people only be reverends?

The Boneless

Mike: Joel, are you Joelon?

Joel: No, I am boneless retard.

Ben: I am Joelon.

The People

Joel: You know what I've noticed is that you don't see fat people out because they don't go out.