The Grasp

Joel: I've got you in the clutches of my grasp.

The Euphemism

Miko: Milking the wizard is clearly the best masturbation euphemism.

Joel: It’s very close to milking the lizard.

Miko: Is that a euphemism that exists?

Joel: I wouldn’t be surprised.

The Reverence

Joel: Can black people only be reverends?

The Boneless

Mike: Joel, are you Joelon?

Joel: No, I am boneless retard.

Ben: I am Joelon.

The People

Joel: You know what I've noticed is that you don't see fat people out because they don't go out.

The Season of Joel

Aaron: Why are you specifically interested in having her come to Halloween?

Joel: Because I will be in my element. Halloween is the season of Joel. The full moon of Jolon basks on unsuspecting lady targets and they are entranced by my Phoenix rising from the ashes of costumed mayhem.

The Sand Trap

Joel quickly learns why you don't do a u-turn into a beach with a hybrid. Better luck next time, Danto.