The Towels

Phil: I need two towels.

Joel: I know you need towels, [pulls his shirt open] now look at my chest hair!

The Tinker

While video editing.

Joel: I start with the wall, and then I tinker with the face.

The Doctors

Joel: Doctors don't invent teleportation.

The Watermelon

Joel: Watermelon is all the rage these days.

The Stella

Joel: I used to really like Stella, but now I've kind of moved on from Stella.

The Shorts

Jason shows off his concert get up, complete with plain blue shorts.

Joel: No one's gonna love you with those shorts.

The Treatise

Joel: It's a treatsie on the human condition...

Danny: Did you just say treatsie instead of treatise?