The Princess

Joel: Is that Xena: Princess Warrior?

The One

Joel: I've never met any of them. Except one of them.

The Wake Up

Joel: Sometimes I need to be freaked out of bed.

The Drive

Danny: Are we all driving together?

Joel: We shouldn't.

The Fire

Danny: Inflammable and flammable mean the same thing.

Joel: Wait so there aren't things that can't be caught on fire?

The Hunt

On justifying his glee in watching a ferret hunt a rabbit:

Joel: It's a bunny. They're malevolent. They eat carrots.

The Wizardry

Joel: I dont know about genetics, it's just a bunch of metaphysical wizardry.