The Fire

Danny: Inflammable and flammable mean the same thing.

Joel: Wait so there aren't things that can't be caught on fire?

The Hunt

On justifying his glee in watching a ferret hunt a rabbit:

Joel: It's a bunny. They're malevolent. They eat carrots.

The Wizardry

Joel: I dont know about genetics, it's just a bunch of metaphysical wizardry.

The Transportation

Joel sits down with another drink.

Danny: How are you getting home?

Joel: Osmosis.

The Proposition

Joel: I want be inside you.

The Best

Joel: In German, wurst means best.

The Fun Train

Joel: Stop raining on the fun train.