The Watermelon

Joel: Do you think watermelons are a waste of water?

The PYT

Joel: Where do you think you're going you PYT?

The Garlic

Danny: That's a lot of pepper.
Joel: That's my garlic if I was a Dracula.

The Bear

Ben: You're a grizzly bear.
Joel: Sometimes I feel just average.
Pause
Joel: You know like just your average bear.

The Same Person

Joel: I think you and Waldo are the same person.

Andy: Why?

Joel: (no response)

Andy: Why, Joel?

Joel: I hang out with both of you.

The Hipness

Danny: Why do all of these have Mao in them?

Joel: It's hip to be Mao.

The Words

Joel: You can't be sued for using words.