The Words

Joel: You can't be sued for using words.

The Beckon

Zack: I want a fucking Mountain Dew.

Joel: I'll get you one.

Zack: Bring it to me!

Joel: But there's a catch. You must be at my beckon call whenever I please.

Zack: You mean beck and call?

Joel: Whatever works for you.

The Christians

Zack: No alcohol after 10? What are they, Christian or something?

Joel: More like gay...gay Christian.

The Departure

Jason: I'm heading home.

Joel: Get out of here.

The Painting

Joel: We need a painting. A big one. If we could somehow get a painting of a tiger with a big red background, we would be set.

The Remote

Joel: (Looks at remote) I don't want this. (Chucks remote at Danny and Zack's heads with no warning)

The Lock

Joel: (locks the door) No one leaves.