The Thumb Tacks

Joel: Here's how it's going to go down. I'm bringing home four thumb tacks, two blue and two green, and we'll pick thumb tacks to see who gets which room.

Danny: Why can't we just flip a coin?

Joel: This is more even.

The Favor

Zack: I was just doing him a favor!

Joel: Well you assume it when you take it from him.

The Money

Joel: I would be a great interior decorator...if I only had the money.

The Solving of a Problem

Zack: I just don't want her to be mad at me.

Joel: Fuck her and she wont be mad anymore.

The Blue Pen

Danny: How do you know it was my blue pen, it could have been yours.

Joel: No, I never ever use a blue pen. I'm a black man...pen.

The Undelivered

Joel: You promised me boobs right away.

Ben: And..?

Joel: You did not deliver.

The Dance Floor

Zack: I wonder what she's doing now.

Ben: Probably being hot somewhere.

Joel: Yeah, probably fucking some dude...on the dance floor.