The Euphemism

Miko: Milking the wizard is clearly the best masturbation euphemism.

Joel: It’s very close to milking the lizard.

Miko: Is that a euphemism that exists?

Joel: I wouldn’t be surprised.

The Reverence

Joel: Can black people only be reverends?

The Boneless

Mike: Joel, are you Joelon?

Joel: No, I am boneless retard.

Ben: I am Joelon.