The Tao of Joel

Friday, August 19, 2016

Danny: And then he would threaten to sue Chase Bank.

Joel: Speaking of Chase, I'm planning on switching to that from B of A.

Joel: Isn't raspberry used as some sort of sexual connotation or something? I feel like it's an asshole.

Joel: (upon the completion of his bachelor party) I'm not drinking again for...like...at least 24 hours.

Joel: You get paid to be in the military?

Devonie: Why is he called The Mule?

Joel: Because he is a workhorse.

Joel: Here's your lesson: You're going to have to pay for lessons.

Joel: I've got you in the clutches of my grasp.